Three things that made me laugh out loud today

1. Ten minutes ago I got poo'd on.  We are in the early stages of house breaking Aero and I broke commandment #4.  Thou shal not pick dog up mid snip and attempt to bring him to the poo pad. 

Now I know it's better to clean up one pile than 5 little ones including a smear on my foot (and dining room table eh hem).

2.  I was grading my kids' final project and looking through their reflections.  One student wrote "This pen is really cool."  But she didn't leave a space in between "pen" and "is." 

How is it that I am 36 and that is still funny?
 
3.  Today I pulled out a whoopee cushion in class and said, "I need everyone to listen up.  Who is my teacher's assistant (a class job) this week?  I really have to go to the bathr..."  and I sat down.

 

Always funny

Laughter is the best medicine.  I am sick and I have a race this weekend. 

Jokes are welcome!