The 9 Reasons I am Convinced I Was a Bird in my Past Life

Church-goers beware.  This post might have you questioning your faith and the after-life.

This is my latest epiphany.  I think I may have previously been a bird. 

Signs:

1.     During meditation, I hover (in a dream-like way).

2.     I have dreams where I can fly.  It’s like I am swimming through air.  I have to keep treading (like a bird flaps its wings) to keep up, but I do.

3.     I migrate.

4.     I have dreams where I have no voice.  Instead it’s like a squeak (or a caw).

5.     See pictures below.

6.     When I was young I had severe Eczema.  I could only use Dove soap.

7.     Birds don’t have teeth.  Guess what?  I have dreams about losing mine … and I hate the dentist.

8.     See website name. 
9.   I have been known to use the expression, "Word to Big Bird."

There you have it.  If it were a list of less than five, I would reconsider … but coincidence doesn’t surpass lists of seven.  Does it?

Be aware of the signs people.  You may have been something too.

As for me, I am harnessing the power.  Time to fly.